I'll just list my reactions, shall I?
(Forgive me the multitudes of exclamation marks and suchlikes, they are symbolizing the fact that Marvel got its shit seriously wrong.)
- Omfg, what is frikkin Striker doing in the army? In 1940?! He was a toddler at the time!! That is... so not Stryker. He is an anti-mutant extremist, not a frickin army guy working with mutants!!!
- Guys... Stryker is a PRIEST. NOT a colonel. He doesn't look like him, doesn't sound like him. This is way too weird, even for an alternative universe. And he is a present day threat, not an old one!
- Uhm... Mr Hobbit is supposed to be Bolt?! Really? Seriously, I love the actor, I really do, but Campos is still fucking tiny. Bolt is a tall guy.
- And since when is Bolt this old? He is as old as Iceman, and we all know Bobby is much, much younger. He should be a toddler, not some murdering mercenary.
- And since when is Maverick Asian???? No, I'm not a racist, I just like my facts right. (I'm not dissing the guy, he is hot, but he is NOT Maverick.)
- Wade comes closest to being realistic, save for the fact that the man is a brutal psychopath and. They made him into a cute little guy next door. WTF?!
- ...Bolt is dead... at about 25 minutes into the movie? Why~?!
- ...nice ass
- uhm... Sabertooth mobs Scott post-laser vision? Striker taking Scott?? Where the fuck is Xavier?? Is this an alternate movie reality? I thought they'd at least stick to the movie storyline.
- Remy!! WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS ACCENT?! His ACCENT defines Remy LeBeau. Gambit!!!! Guys!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS GAMBIT'S ACCENT?!
- omg, they've killed Wade... again... ><
- Chuck is walking!! What the hell?!?!? And Emma Frost met Scott first?! Where the fuck is Jean? They fucked up the movie storyline too! Arrrrgh!!!!!!!!
- This is NOT Stryker. This is some army freak, a deranged idiot asshole wannabe. This. Is. Not. Stryker. Stryker is a frothing at the mouth anti-mutant priest! Holy fucking hell, this is crazy!!
Oookay, just what the fuck was this movie? Because it sure as hell wasn't Wolverine, Origins.
I haven't seen such a horrid movie since Queen of the Damned.
Nothing, nothing in this fucking movie was ever like it really was in Origins. It's... I dunno how anybody came up with this shit. I have no idea how it could have happened.
People who were not supposed to be in it, mostly because they were born later or they just weren't supposed to be in it were in it... the story was all wrong, the whole plot of the movie was... all wrong.
I can't say it in any other way.
This was not Wolverine Origins. The title may have said so, but the characters, the plot and well, really... everything was out of whack.
What the fuck was this shit?
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