Wolverine Origins, the movie (the horror!)

This is bullshit. And I have only seen about 20 minutes of it.

I'll just list my reactions, shall I?
(Forgive me the multitudes of exclamation marks and suchlikes, they are symbolizing the fact that Marvel got its shit seriously wrong.)

• Omfg, what is frikkin Striker doing in the army? In 1940?! He was a toddler at the time!! That is... so not Stryker. He is an anti-mutant extremist, not a frickin army guy working with mutants!!!
  
  
• Guys... Stryker is a PRIEST. NOT a colonel. He doesn't look like him, doesn't sound like him. This is way too weird, even for an alternative universe. And he is a present day threat, not an old one!
  
  
• Uhm... Mr Hobbit is supposed to be Bolt?! Really? Seriously, I love the actor, I really do, but Campos is still fucking tiny. Bolt is a tall guy.
  
  
• And since when is Bolt this old? He is as old as Iceman, and we all know Bobby is much, much younger. He should be a toddler, not some murdering mercenary.
  
  
• And since when is Maverick Asian???? No, I'm not a racist, I just like my facts right. (I'm not dissing the guy, he is hot, but he is NOT Maverick.)
  
  
• Wade comes closest to being realistic, save for the fact that the man is a brutal psychopath and. They made him into a cute little guy next door. WTF?!
  
  
• ...Bolt is dead... at about 25 minutes into the movie? Why~?!
  
  
• ...nice ass
  
  
• uhm... Sabertooth mobs Scott post-laser vision? Striker taking Scott?? Where the fuck is Xavier?? Is this an alternate movie reality? I thought they'd at least stick to the movie storyline.
  
  
• Remy!! WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS ACCENT?! His ACCENT defines Remy LeBeau. Gambit!!!! Guys!!! WHERE THE FUCK IS GAMBIT'S ACCENT?!
  
  
• omg, they've killed Wade... again... ><
  
  
• Chuck is walking!! What the hell?!?!? And Emma Frost met Scott first?! Where the fuck is Jean? They fucked up the movie storyline too! Arrrrgh!!!!!!!!
  
  
• This is NOT Stryker. This is some army freak, a deranged idiot asshole wannabe. This. Is. Not. Stryker. Stryker is a frothing at the mouth anti-mutant priest! Holy fucking hell, this is crazy!!

Oookay, just what the fuck was this movie? Because it sure as hell wasn't Wolverine, Origins.
I haven't seen such a horrid movie since Queen of the Damned.

Nothing, nothing in this fucking movie was ever like it really was in Origins. It's... I dunno how anybody came up with this shit. I have no idea how it could have happened.

People who were not supposed to be in it, mostly because they were born later or they just weren't supposed to be in it were in it... the story was all wrong, the whole plot of the movie was... all wrong.

I can't say it in any other way.

This was not Wolverine Origins. The title may have said so, but the characters, the plot and well, really... everything was out of whack.

What the fuck was this shit?

Well, I don't feel like documenting this moment of my life but at least it'll give some people the right idea, as in: stop asking me how I am, I'm in fucking pain, happy?!

So yeah. I got my ultrasound and they took some tissue samples. The weird thing is, after a half an hour it started to hurt. Bad.

Now in the evening it hurts like a motherfucker. When I eat, when I swallow, when I do anything, breath exist, am awake. They said this'll be like a mosquito bite. Nobody said it should hurt afterwards. And it frikkin does. I can't whisper as my throat closes up from the pain.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to hurt this bad. And fuck it if I feel like showering, washing my hair and dressing up AND traveling back to the fucking hospital to have it looked at. Where, most probably they will use me as a pin cushion and draw blood to see what the fuck they might have fucked up. And I have no idea what they would do to fix me.

I just want this fucking pain gone. I think they might have scratched or punctured something they shouldn't have.

Fuck. Why me?

And I don't want you asking me how I am. If you meekly ask me how I feel, I will beat you half to death with your own severed arm then stuff it down your throat. Thank you.

...oh boy

It's a funny story, actually.

I was on Farmville wiki reading about some random farmyard stuff (yeah, FV is a very nasty habit I need to kick) and saw that there was a Marvel wiki or superhero wiki. So I went and clicked to check it out. And there were a few pictures of the most popular heroes. There was Wolverine, and I was tempted to check up on the guy to see what I may have missed since I last read X-Men related comics... and then I saw this guy who looked disturbingly like Wolverine, only he was called Daken.

Hmm, I thought, has Wolvie gone and got a new name or was he maybe cloned? I was intrigued, so I clicked the piccie of this Daken. Imagine my surprise when I saw that he was actually Wolvie's long lost son? (so cliché) And half-Japanese to boot! (Actually, I thought he would be shorter than Wolverine because of his Japanese heritage, but no, he is taller... and has blue eyes... weird.)

So I went and read up some Dark Wolverine stuff (Daken's comics) and Dark Avengers, and since there was a Siege of Asgard as well with Loki in it... well, I had to read it.

And then bam... right in my face something that shocked me even more: (Parental guidance advised for piccie.)


Yeah, so why the shock aside the fact that Daken smooched Bullseye nonchalantly? (Call me a perv but I find it kinda hot, especially since Daken is manipulating Bullseye within an inch of his life.) A while ago Marvel was so hompophobic, they only allowed scantily clad women with hot bodies to smooch. Now, a while ago they had Rictor and Shatterstar kiss. (No, not so hot. The artwork sucked but hey, they did indeed kiss on panel.) And now Daken propositions Venom, Bullseye and technically anything that's male and moves. (Ok, he fucks women too, but it's 2 women and 4 men I saw him with in the comics so you can draw your conclusions.)

So. Marvel... I tip my hat to you. You made an awesome turn around and well... even if I feel a bit sad that Daken is pretty much gay, I like what you did with what you had. It's so nice to see it's not just a few lesbians for fanservice anymore.

And yeah, Daken creeps me out. Not because he is mostly gay but because he is a sadistic, masochistic, twisted, deranged son a bitch who enjoys what he is doing (which is mostly killing innocent people in the most gruesome ways possible and inflicting harm both physical and mental) and he has no feelings whatsoever. He wants power and money and blood and gore. He likes what he is, enjoys what he is doing and has no regrets. A man, who never felt regret for anything he has done. No redeeming features whatsoever. Save for reading Machiavelli. But then again... that's creepy enough in itself. :P

Still, I just wonder how many more Wolvie clones there will be in Marvel, because the numbers are growing steadily, and it's getting more and more cliché.

Cyrptic

It's probably just me overreacting. But I guess I have things I take too seriously. Not sure I should, but I'd rather than have it bite me in the ass later on.

So I have two choices ultimately: yes... or no. Picking no now can result in regrets, however misguided they might be. Saying yes would invite hope... of which there is none currently. At all.

Actually, the way the question was posed crushed all hope indefinitely.

However, I might never get another chance.

So let's imagine this, totally hypothetically: you want to buy your dream car (which is expensive, thus you cannot buy another), however it's pretty much unobtainable, as it is all sold out, it's an antique or simply a limited edition. On the other hand, you are called that they have another rare car, not even close to the one you wish to buy, but it looks decent, it's also rare (and expensive), you can probably drive it around town and not feel ashamed of it, but it is hardly the model that you wished for and dreamed about all your life.

Would you buy this car, that is not at all the one you want but is available, or let this opportunity pass and take a chance that you might, in the future, find for purchase a car that is exactly the model you want?

I think I'll need to sleep on it. Maybe talk to someone who just might understand my issue.

Asszem tudom, mi a baj velem.

Nekem egy gondolatolvasó kell. Vagy legalábbis olyasvalaki, aki férfiasságának teljes tudatában megmondja kerek perec, hogy mit akar és hogyan akarja.

A tököm tele van ezekkel a kis mimóza lelkű jófiúkkal, akik mindig olyan rohadt sokat aggódnak a lelkivilágomért. Ettől kapok gyomorgörcsöt.

Basszus, túl sok kérés az, hogy valaki férfiasan viselkedjen? Nem agyongyúrt, lezselézetthajú állatként, csak férfiként.

Képtelen vagyok ilyen pasiba botlani. Most is: jaj, nagyra becsülöm a barátságunkat, és szerintem ennél többről is van szó, ezért majd egyszer egy gyűrűt...

Bazd meg, állj már a sarkadra és ne finomkodj, lúzer! A hideg futkos a hátamon a fentebbi szövegektől. Mibe fájna egy "hm, jó haver vagy, ha így folytatod, megkérlek" beszólás? Vagy esetleg egy "jó fej vagy, hamarosan megkérem a kezed, ok?". Komolyan mondom, faszom kivan ezektől a nyomoroncoktól.

Komolyan, hol találok egy férfit? Egy igazi, határozott, férfias férfit, aki nem finomkodik, azt mondja amit gondol és megszerzi, amit akar.

Két év... Hát basszus... És még azt se tudom, ezzel mi a faszt csináljak, mert hogy ebből semmi se lesz már, az tuti.

Happy Monda... yeah right

This pattern in one of VeZsuzsi's Happy Monday ones.

I made this without realizing how big it was... or how difficult it actually became. It took me 2 days because I had to go back, remove beads, etc. A nightmare, really.

But it looks kinda nice.