Why men want to move in with you

I've had an epiphany. After years of breaking up with and saying no to guys who suddenly seemed to become very serious and wanted to live together with me.

Why don't I want guys to be serious about me? Because I hardly ever hook up with the right guy to settle down with. They are guys to well... fool around. They are either pretty and total idiots (how else would I be able to date a hot guy anyway?) or available. I have never, ever dated a guy I could imagine the future with.

Those guys I could imagine my future with hardly ever spare me a glance. They usually pick the heartless pretty bitches who suck them dry and leave them - and they go for the next one in a few days - or they pick the very best. Either way, the good ones (the ones most women want) are well aware that they are out of my league. But still, I refuse to date scraps seriously. I still have my pride. Not to mention I'd rather go without than get into a relationship with a guy I can't or can barely tolerate.

Anyway. Back to the topic. Those guys who wanted to move away from mommy's coddling and find a nest with me staying over... now I know it wasn't about little old me and our exciting future together. They wanted a maid, who cooks them nice meals, who washes their clothes and cleans up after them and who drops her panties whenever they ask her to. Pure win, they thought. Who would leave mommy's cooking and care if they didn't get a bonus (as in a nice tumble or two when they want it)?

Well... now you know why a guy would move away from her mom and lure you to move in with him. Or at least the kind of guys I dated would.

Am I indignant and pissed off? Hell yeah. I mean they would get a maid and a whore... and what would I get? More chores!

At least the latest one admitted he expected me to cook, wash, clean and to sleep with him while I stayed over at his flat. Obviously I said hell no. I didn't even want to go from the start.

So, pigs, this is for you: you want a maid and a whore: go find one. But don't try asking me! What I want is a partner, not a landlord who works me and fucks me. Get real!