The knight’s mother drives the knight and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome armspinning and spinkicking while his friends observe the scene with their arms crossed. Then the princess laughs at the knight's ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.
PUNK:
The knight hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch”, sprays the castle with anarchistic symbols and leaves in a black maria.
POP ROCK:
The knight and friends arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mum who is a big fan. The knight leaves with the princess and they get married.
PORNO GRIND:
The knight arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.
ROCK N’ ROLL:
The knight arrives on a motorcycle, smoking some pot and offers it to the dragon who happens to be his friend. He then camps out with the princess in the farther spot of the garden. After a lot of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll he dies of an LSD overdose, drowned in his own puke.
REGGAE:
Our hero never arrives because he’s ‘tripping’.
ELECTRONIC:
They throw a rave party and everybody dies of an overdose.
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