"I've moved from the sunniest city ever to a small town that's every goth and emo teenage girl's dream, but I totally hate it because duh, I'm soooooooooooo not like any normal teenage girl. I'm totally different!
I'm a totally ugly and clumsy and not at all special girl, a real loner, you see, but every guy in my new school is lining up to date me because they sense my specialness that I totally deny because I'm oh so shy and a loner and totally awkward, obviously!
And I'm a loner and I'm awkward with people, but people stick to me and love me, but I suffer so from all this attraction! Because I'm a total loner.
There is this totally hot guy in school, mysterious, hotness incarnate, perfect and all, and he is totally out of my league, but he is lusting after me for I'm irressistible to him for some strange, unexplainable reason.
Oh and this guy is a vampire, old and intelligent and hot and a vampire, have I mentioned that, and the most gorgeous man on earth, so every woman who sees him drools and loses her brains, but he is only wants me and ignores even the prettiest girl like she doesn't even exists because he only sees me! Because he thinks I'm the only one, the most perfect person for him, obviously!
His family also loves me, because I'm oh so delicate and cute and charming and need all the protection they can offer.
I dunno why, really, but everybody loves me and wants me and I'm utterly, devastatingly clumsy, and I have no idea why people think I'm like a damsel in distress, because I'm not, really, I'm not but I'm sure they all think (as they should) that I am.
And look, this vamp is totally in to me and I'm so ditzy I totally forgot about prom and I forbade him to take me to prom, but then he dresses me up, has his sister to do my hair, lend me a dress, and my vamp date gives me a flower on my wrist and I still don't have a clue. Because I'm totally clumsy and a loner, obviously. My vamp bf also has to break another boy's heart who wanted to take me to prom, that my vamp bf did and I'm still totally angry he did, grrr, but yay, I am going anyway because.... uh... just because it goes well with the story."
It felt like a teenage girl's fanfiction, totally ditzy and all but whatever. I did read it, and will read the next book because I have not much else to do. I'm just a bit annoyed with the ditzy plot and story, that's all.
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