I had one wicked dream

Story goes:

We were going to crash a wedding. I was going with the guy who was the real groom, and the bride's one true love - until he got tricked by her evil stepmom and her "uncle", and now the "uncle" was the groom, although he was a monster, really. A shapeshifter actually.

Anyway, we went in as guests invited by the groom, and the real groom dressed up as a woman. The uncle took one look at him and was smitten. I think he knew the groom was a tranny. Heheh. Also, it was a masked ball. It was the day before the wedding, some sort of silly celebration. Tradition, really. It was really highclass, and pretty scary too, felt like Halloween.

The uncle, since he had a crush on the groom, let us in. We went to the upper level to hang out with "the monsters". The groom's partner was a zombie, (intelligent, but ugly) and mine was a guy who turned into a glass skeleton in the moonlight. I think I saw too many crystal skull films. (Maybe on Discovery? Oh well.) Anyway, my partner was the skeleton.

Sometime later that evening, the uncle started playing Thriller (never saw the clip, but I made my necro dance too many times...), and as it began playing, and the lights were turned off and moonlight streamed in and nearly all the monsters changed to their monsterly appearance and danced to it in perfect sync.

It was almost scary how utterly silent they were as they gracefully swept through the dance. I saw some of their glowing eyes and some leathery skin, and I felt a chill, like I was standing in a desolate graveyard, a haunted one and witnessed something I shouldn't have. I reclined against a pillar to remind me where I actually was.

Anyway, after this the monsters started to speak one by one, giving a speech about how they got ignored, hunted and how there are less and less of them. And each of them complained that they are hungry, and they stepped out one by one onto the railing of the inner balcony and looked down to pick someone they would eat.

The vampire (I think he looked pretty much like the vampire from Brooklyn) started talking fairly early, and then it looked at me and came closer, even though I sat with the monsters. (Why I sat with the monsters in a pure white dress and white sandals and with a white shawl on my shoulders, I had no idea.) I watched him, scared out of my wits for a moment, utterly terrified and riveted, but in a milisecond I wasn't scared anymore. I knew I wasn't supposed to be. So I looked up at him incredulously and wved him off with a "Oh, just go away.", that worked quite well.

But then rain came, and I whipped my pristine white shawl over my head and ran like hell, chanting "I'm gonna melt, I'm gonna melt!"

Well, that answered my question.

Anyway, dunno how it could rain inside a building, maybe it was a garden for all I knew, or... dunno (it was a castle btw), but everyone tried to run to safety. I ran to the stairs, the staircase was really wide with a stripe of a railing running up it, with empty space under it, so I ran under the empty space and sat under the wide, wooden railing. I didn't melt, luckily.

And then I saw the bride's little (not that little actually, he had a deep voice, which is all I know) brother, who was hiding and reading under one of the side railings next to the wall, which was wide enough only to cover him, but he seemed to have been hiding there for a long while now. He was also reading avidly, ignoring the party and the freakout of the rain. He also sat next to me and when I heard his voice so close I jumped down a few stairs, utterly scared that he would see me.

I realized just then that I came for him, although I had no idea who he was... I think. I guess I came to kidnap the little brother while the real groom snatched the bride to safety, whatever.

I was just about to declare to him I came to save him, when the stepmom came strolling up the stairs with some pompous older woman, complaining about all these rowdy partygoers, who were apparently all invited by the groom (uncle, and theyx were the monsters), who were all obviously left wingers. I had to slep my hands over my mouth to stop myself from laughing so hard and loud.

And then they went up and I turned to the little brother... and then I got woken up by the phone, godsdamnit.

You can all take one guess who I was supposed to be. In the comments please, not on msn.