Decided to read some Bleach, because every time I look at the cage while sitting next to it or walking next to it hurts.

So...

• Kenpachi is still damn sexy (and unhinged) as ever, check.
  
  
• Crazy dude with scythe dead, check.
  
  
• (Slain by Ken-chan, check. Yup, that guy still has it in him...)
  
  
• Ulquiorra still being mysteriously emo, check. (It pisses me off, that guy.)
  
  
• Gin's funny and cute as always, check.
  
  
• Aizen's a creepy thing as usual, check.
  
  
• Woohoo, new hot(meaning unhinged) guy fighting Kira, check.
  
  
• Killed by Kira a few episodes later (a shame, really), check.
  
  
• Gone blind because I saw a seriously ugly and overly muscled transvestite (I quote his battle cry: "Beautiful Charlotte Coolhorn's miracle sweet ultra funky fantastic dramatic romantic sadistic erotic exotic athletic... guillotine attack!" *retching noises*) in some hideously low-cut pants and tiara, check.
  
  
• And then he transforms into... see picture for reference.

Blind yet? I sure am.