When a male friend of mine said the dubious praise: "see, I like you for these things, you're almost like one of the guys and can appreciate geek stuff and boobies " I froze. Seriously, I felt like asking back WTF?!
Days later, I'm still bloody angry.
No, I do not enjoy watching other women's breasts and geek stuff is not limited to guys, a**hat. And before someone mentions that getting pissed off is considered denial... I have a lesbian aunt I like. Both she and her gf are cool and I feel sorry I didn't know about them when I was younger, because I would have liked having more decent people around. I also feel sorry we don't meet up more often. Again, because they are decent people, not like some of my family members I have to meet on a regular basis.
Anyway. If this is not enough, just think about this: do you think if I were lesbian I'd stay in the closet because I gave a damn about what other people thought? Like hell.
So, no. I'm simply heterosexual and I'm not even remotely interested in boobies. My breast size beats almost all anyway, so who the fuck cares about other women's breasts?
Next time anyone suggests anything to do with me and other women's breasts I'll need a shovel and a place to hide a dead body, savvy?
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