I few things I hate in TV-shows

Watching a few TV-shows these days I decided to write a list of things that drive me mad watching them.

• I hate shows with obvious plot twists or no plot at all (Alias is saved by the lot of hot men in the show).
  
  
• I hate it when I have no favourite characters: it means I have no reason whatsoever to watch said show. The only saving grace would be the interesting plot.
  
  
• I'm feeling very annoyed when a show takes me for stupid, and tries to sell me stuff I know more about than the script writers... and I know they are very wrong. Because they always are.
  
  
• The over-use and possible abuse of "dude", "man", "mate" or any swearword. It's just boring and shows that the scriptwriters have a limited dictionary. Which is just plain sad.
  
  
• Too many women, too many stupid women, too many fake boobs. Can't say I'm into women, and my boobs are bigger than their fake ones, so nothing interesting in there for me. And stupid women should just be shot. They are a disgrace.
  
  
• Azazel. Every demon sighting and demon activities in every show are either linked to the Devil, or Azazel. I'm getting really annoyed with poor Azazel getting blamed for every stupid plot twist and virgin-defiling. Why not someone else for a change? I mean it looks like they opened the book and couldn't pass past letter A. And there are many more demons in Christianity than that.
  I know, I know, I have a soft spot for Belial, but hey, why is it that he hardly ever shows up anywhere? Also, there is a huge list of other worthy demons they could pick but no, they get stuck at Azazel. Thing is, what of Asmodeus or Astaroth/Astoreth?
  
  Oh well. I shall shut up because the way I talk people have already pegged me for a satanist, I'm sure.
  Even though I only know about this because I prefer not to stay in the dark.
  
  

Anyway... so far, that's it. But I could go on...