I want a friggin woman!

Story so far:
I have a friend. He's handsome in his own way, not stupid, interesting to talk with... a bit clueless, but oh well. he is a friend. We did friend stuff, he sobbed on my shoulder about his ex, who dropped him, he sometimes made comments on girls, and so did I about guys. We agreed we are not each other's type, so what else to do? We also had some fun flirting moment ending in "yeah right" comments. Nothing steamy. We even discussed clothing and whatnot without the other getting horny.
And now he is having issues and dragging up my comment that he is not my type. So what? I'm not his type either, and we are friends!
Also, he still considers me as a friend and nothing more, or so he tells me. But he would fuck me if he ever came over.
But it was difficult to drag it out of him. He was jealous and had issues, and it was so hard to get him admit what his bloody problem was. Fucktard.

Guys are all drama queens. After all these ordeals I want a bloody woman. I'm sure they don't play drama queens that often. At least I know what to do with a woman, after all I know how many issues we have. And with a woman I know what to expect.
Arrrrrgh!