Heheh. A (probably ex-)friend of mine bemoaned that they felt that all their friends abandoned them. (Yes, "they", "them", because I'm not gonna give away the gender. I'm sooo secretive, just so that I'm not giving away the person, unless I want "them" to flood my blog with hate-mail... har har. And of course that I can say: you? Oh gosh, no, never! And stare innocently. :D)
And it's so very funny. Said ex-friend says this after they betrayed one of those friends, drove me away for not sharing the same point of views (or maybe for something more this friend felt best not to share with me like many things, and why I'm still feeling a lot betrayed by this person), and after I did not make my friends chose between us, as much as said friend wanted that to happen. ... The most funny thing is: I discussed it with my friends and they would have chosen me, but I took pity on that person's sorry arse, and decided not to start a war and make my friends uncomfortable for taking sides.
Of course I felt like crap for days when I did withdraw to make said ex-friend comfy, and I was very much alone, but there were friends who took sides without any ulterior motives, or without me even talking to them and telling them about all the mess, and it felt wonderful to have them with me. It's partly thanks to them that I didn't fall into little pieces.

And then comes this ex-friend of mine, who has most of my old friends and lotsa people around them, and bemoans that they feel soooo alone, and how utterly, devastatingly, sorrowfully horrible it is... that one person chose me over them. It makes me puke. Can you spell hypocrite? Because that's what my ex-friend is. A nasty, fat hypocrite.
Betraying, driving away and hurting friends... is not what a friends does. Usually, before saying "I'm so very sorry, could you forgive me?" or giving a bloody good reason. Only a hypocrite cries when they are not even abandoned for things they committed.

Still, nice try. See if I bloody care above making sarcastic comments and laughing my arse off.
You never cared about me, asshole, and I'm above caring for your sorry arse now.
I left you my friends, you better go and have fun with them and shut up about all that crap, or I go there and I do take them away this time. Got that, you... you bitch?