And the non-metal knights

EMOCORE:
The knight’s mother drives the knight and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome armspinning and spinkicking while his friends observe the scene with their arms crossed. Then the princess laughs at the knight's ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.

PUNK:
The knight hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch”, sprays the castle with anarchistic symbols and leaves in a black maria.

POP ROCK:
The knight and friends arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mum who is a big fan. The knight leaves with the princess and they get married.

PORNO GRIND:
The knight arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.

ROCK N’ ROLL:
The knight arrives on a motorcycle, smoking some pot and offers it to the dragon who happens to be his friend. He then camps out with the princess in the farther spot of the garden. After a lot of sex, drugs and rock ‘n roll he dies of an LSD overdose, drowned in his own puke.

REGGAE:
Our hero never arrives because he’s ‘tripping’.

ELECTRONIC:
They throw a rave party and everybody dies of an overdose.

All about Metal

This is not mine. It has been going around the metal community for ages. I just found it again and pieced them all together. Enjoy!

To describe each Metal type, imagine the usual knight rescuing the princess from a dragon scenario:

HEAVY METAL:
The knight arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks some beers and fucks the princess.

SPEED METAL:
Knight-kills-dragon-saves-princess-screws-her.

HARD ROCK:
The knight arrives wearing shorts and a cap. Disgusted, the princess clears off.

GRIND METAL:
The knight arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves...

POWER METAL:
The knight arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and they make love in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL: The knight arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her....... easy and quick.

FOLK METAL:
Our hero arrives with some friends playing accordion, pipes, violin and other weird instruments. The dragon falls asleep because of too much dancing and they leave… without the princess.

VIKING METAL:
The knight arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty mighty axe, cooks and eats it, rapes the princess to death, loots the castle and burns it down before he leaves.

DEATH METAL:
The knight arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

BRUTAL DEATH METAL:
The knight arrives, kills the dragon, kills the princess then screws her.

GOTHIC METAL:
The knight arrives and kills the dragon. The princess falls madly in love with him, they get married with great ceremony, the king gives him his kingdom, he’s the hero of the people, he commits suicide with no explanation.

BLACK METAL:
The knight arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in the front of the castle.....then sodomizes the princess, drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her.....then he impales the deflowered princess.

TRUE BLACK METAL (OLD WAY):
The knight arrives pissed out of his mind, barfs into the moat, sacrifices the princess then starts hitting on the dragon.

TRUE BLACK METAL (NEW WAVE):
The knight arrives and starts telling the dragon that he’s all wrong, that he’s not actually evil. He kills the princess cause she interrupted him. The dragon, annoyed, eats him despite his spiked armbands. And says "you shouldn’t hurt ladies". (One can be a dragon AND a gentleman, what?)

GORE METAL:
The knight arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her....then he fucks her dead body, slashes her belly open and eats her guts, fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL:
The knight arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks that he never could beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide....the dragon eats his body and the princess as well.

GOTHIC METAL FEMALE SINGER:
She charms the dragon with her voice, goes to the princess, steals her dress and takes her place, then waits for her band’s drummer to come rescue her.

ALTERNATIVE METAL:
The knight arrives, refuses to be part of the system, tells the princess to screw herself and leaves.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The knight arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 mn solo, the dragon kills himself out of boredom, the knight goes to the princess’ bed, plays another solo, the princess runs away and goes looking for the Heavy Metal knight.

ATMOSPHERIC METAL:
The dragon’s scales gleam in the moonlight, the princess is on her balcony and gazes into the distance, melancholy; the wind gently ruffles the tree leaves in the forest. Not a knight in sight.

GLAM METAL:
The knight arrives late after spending 3 hours pimping himself up, gets in as the dragon laughs his head off at him, steals the princess’ make-up and paints the castle’s walls pink.

NU METAL :
The knight arrives and freaks when he sees the dragon, so he stays in front of the moat and makes obscene gestures at the princess. Then he goes back into the forest to wank off.

INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

Silly Game

Ok, game is played by collecting all your music in one music player software, setting it to shuffle and answering each question with the song it plays for you, one after the other.

These are my answers: (But since I forgot half my music at first, I did those questions again, and there were some funny answers I just couldn't delete so... if there are two, second one is the second try.)

What is your name, or what should it be?
Malice Mizer - Baroque

How's your life now?
Era – Don’t you

What's your nickname?
Nanase Hikaru - Dragon Summon
Deep Forest – Deep Weather

What's your theme song?
Kazuhisa Yamaguchi & Ichirous Imai - Delicious (Sax Version)
Origa - Serenata

What's your best friend's theme song?
Kövi Szabolcs - Mese a Tűznél
Matsuda Toshio – Kaze no Tamakura

How will your life go?
Coldplay - Yellow

Will you marry?
Bush - Swallowed

Will you have kids?
Blondie & Pat Benatar – One Way Or Another

What will be your job?
Nanase Hikaru – Gehena Ruins

Will you finish school?
Origa - Date of Rebirth

Who is your best friend?
See-Saw - Fake Wings
See-Saw - Obsession

Who will be your significant other?
Leonard Cohen – One Of Us Cannot Be Wrong

Who do you fancy?
Delerium - Euphoria

How will you die?
Enigma – Mea Culpa

How do you feel at this moment?
Meredith Brooks – I’m a Bitch

What's your favourite song?
Tommy february6 - Choose Me Or Die
Therion – Symphony of the Dead

How would you describe your folks?
Queen Adreena – Cold Fish

And your best friend?
Maaya Sakamoto – Sanctuary
Yoko Kanno – Nomad Soul

And your teachers?
Pet Shop of Horros – Damage
Hikaru Midorikawa - Spiritualized

Your significant other or the one you fancy?
Dead Can Dance - In the Kingdom of the Blind the One-Eyed are Kings

Yourself?
Adiemus - Song of Tears
Therion – Secret of the Runes

What's your best trait?
Yuu Yuu Hakusho – Bokutachi
Nine Inch Nails - Wish

What will you be or should be when you grow up?
Amedeo Minghi - Vattene Amore
Prodigy - Firestarter

How would you describe this test?
Roxette - Looking for Jane

What makes you angry?
Elend - The Embrace

What makes you sad?
Nightwish - Sleeping Sun

What makes you happy?
Madonna - Vogue

What makes you want to dance?
Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise

What is your favourite colour?
Nickelback - Diggin This

How would you describe yourself?
Enigma - The Voice and the Snake

Who is your biggest enemy?
Lacuna Coil - Cold Heritage

Who do you hate?
Prodigy - Your Love

Who do you love?
Lesiem - Occultum

Who do you want?
Amethystium - Fable

Finish the sentence!

I wish...
Ayreon - Sail Away to Avalon

I'd like...
Dead Can Dance - The Cardinal Sin

I wanna kill...
HP Lovecraft Historical Society 12 - It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Fish-Men

I wanna eat...
Nightwish - Bless the Child

My head...
Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight

I am...
Lighthouse Family - Absolutely Everything

My best trait...
Nightwish - The Carpenter

My eyes...
Round Table feat Nino - Chobits OST - Let Me Be With You

My hair...
Queen Adreena - Friday's Child

My face...
Lacuna Coil - Falling Again

You should do...
Phil Collins - One More Night

Advice:
Yoko Kanno - Promises Not Necessary

How do others see you?
Dead Can Dance - The Carnival Is Over

How do you see yourself?
Graveworm - In Vengeance of Our Wrath

Hey, I've learned a new actor name! (Yup, fresh out of any kind of interesting news, sorry.)

I franly don't care much about celebrity names. (I get the occassional weird stare when I look blankly at people and have no idea who they are talking about.) But I remember names like Terence Hill, Bud Spencer, Whoopi Goldberg... because I loved their movies. I even remember Chuck Norris *shudder* because it always comes up in jokes but other than those... not much remains stuck in my head.

Oh, and of course there's Bloom, my dear friend's dream guy, and... well, there's Johnny Depp. But I prefer Captain Jack Sparrow, thanks very much.

...now that I've mentioned this many, I'm thinking I'm not that bad with names after all... heh...

But anyway, I looked up who played the hero (actually, it's on one of the piccies in the post before *headdesk*), Takezo Kensei. He really reminds me of Terence Hill.

Now I never really liked blond guys so don't get me wrong, but I have a soft spot for certain bad guys with that same smile Terence Hill has (Is he still alive? Will have to check...). I guess I've watched too many of his movies when I was a kid. ^^ But I'm pretty sure I never thought he was hot, just very very cute, like a kid. He has that really enthusiastic smile. I really like his smile.

But anyway, back to David Anders. I won't say he's hot. I'd be lying. But I find him really cute. Like a kid. And he also has that boyish grin. Actually, I think it's his grin and well, grimaces that caught me. I plan on sketching it sometime.

I used to draw with coal a lot. Not these days because I just don't feel like it and I have other things to do. But I used to draw faces and bodies and well, all kinds of inanimate objects as well.

I had a classmate in highschool, who was extremely ugly. But I loved his face. It gave him character, I guess. He looked like a mix between a frog and a wolf, with pumpkin teeth. You know, the kind that pumpkin heads have with lots of spaces between teeth. Well I loved to draw him too.

Well, it was so easy to draw him, and I really liked the feel of coal instead of graphite. Drawing was always an excuse to chill out. I remember we had this great group of totally insane artists in training. We were holed up in the castle district in a huge, airy, full of light old room on top of one of the castle buildings and created the silliest stuff. Ok, make that creative.

Like we used some goey glue and paint and whatnot to create old fashioned slides. Then we dug out our old crayons and drew only with a limited amount of colour, forming thought patterns and dream sequences in one, or used only letters to create a picture. I remember writing Poe to form a guy with his finger held in a shushing motion. Yep, those were the days...