Random Browsing again

Well... random browsing yet again. I found this.

I want a few ones tho. Like:

• "I Can Fix Anything! Where's the Duct Tape?"
• "Buy me another drink. Your are still ugly."
• "Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research."
• "End Racism: Hate everyone"
• "The Meek shall inherit the earth.... after we're through with it."
• and of course the classic: "What part of phnglui mglw'nafl Cthulhu r'lyeh w'gah nagl fhtagn don't you understand?"
  

Also, I know someone who would love a T-shirt that says: "If found passed out, please return to (address here)" or maybe "If you can read this, put me back on my barstool" , this one printed upside down.

Such fun!