Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Omgwtf is that a dog?!

This was the weirdest, creepiest, most disgusting job interview ever.

But guys will prolly say they'd have loved to be in my place.

I was called in, had to wait 45 minutes, but at least the hot guy from last time came out and apologized for the tardiness. For the record, he looked like Anders to boot! - so far so good.

Then he explained that they are doing adult website customer support. I'd be required to check information *and* look at the live feed. Which he promptly showed to me: there were 8 little windows open on the screen: woman undressing, girl naked and spread out, girl on girl, girl with toys... guy jerking off... etc Even if I took my eyes out and scrubbed my retinas clean I'll still remember that shit. And then he made a comment about the dogs...

And then he explained they also did support for "mature women". Aka grannies. I cannot thank the gods enough that I was at least spared that view. I don't think I'd ever recover from seeing that.

I have a feeling the guy had a perverse pleasure seeing me shocked, turning a new shade of red and trying not to flinch. Good gods, but I was so... frozen in place.

Am I a sick person if I find that disgusting? Is it normal to like this stuff? Was I supposed to say yes, please? I just wanted to sink into the ground I felt so ashamed. Is there something wrong with me for feeling this way, because seriously, it didn't make me hot, not even a little.

Anyway. I still feel so dirty now, and not in the good way at all.

The guy was talking non-stop, not letting me cut in, and I had a peek around: everybody else was male. I have no idea why they wanted a girl there, but yuck!!!

At last the guy stopped yakking and led me to have a HR person listen in. Then I told her I applied to their other, non-adult site department. They were vaguely puzzled and apologized. I have a feeling they just didn't care and they intentionally called me in to this department. They told me that my English was really good (duh) and that the other department handled IT. I told them yeah, I did IT helpdesk too...

The woman promised to look around, and I told them I'll mull over the adult-stuff. (As. If!!)

They led me to the reception, shook my hand - interestingly I got more hot from just shaking hands with the (for me - hot, for others- not so much) guy than when watching those videos. Maybe I am healthy after all.

...and then they watched over me like hawks while I left the building.

And this was the other shocker. Do I look so untrustworthy or sneaky? I mean last time, last week they didn't care either way. Now they watched me like I was about to steal the whole fucking building from under their noses. I had to put my scarf, coat and hat on outside in the freezing wind. So hospitable, really.

Geez.

Still... that guy was so damn hot... Do you think it's healthier if I get all hot and bothered when shaking hands and locking gazes with a guy I find definitely fuckworthy than watching pr0n?

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