I'm NOT ok

And the last of my general update...

Doc visit. He of course refused to divulge any important details about my bloodwork. He suggested I come during his private practice hours. I suggested I was here now and I had yet not been paid to spend way too much for services I am entitled to for free.

At the end I had to beg him to feel my neck. Guess what? He found a "lump"! Gasp!! Who would have thought?

His reaction: Oh, dear! Doesn't it hurt?

My reaction: well yes, this is why I came, actually.

I had to beg him to find what was wrong with me!!

His comment: well, it's not causing the weight gain.

Duh. I have lost 4kg so far this month. Care to guess where I want him to shove it?

And then I had to go and get an appointment for a neck ultrasound. The assistant was chatting with some woman so after 5 minutes I asked nicely if she could maybe give me an appointment while chatting. They both looked at me like I murdered someone and the assistant told me she couldn't give me an appointment because there were none (wtf??) and that I need to go to *insert faraway address here*.

I'll have to call tomorrow or go back in tomorrow and get an appointment.

And damn right I cursed the bitch.

Bottom line: either a tumor or goitre.

Fuck.