Lions, and Tigers, and Bears! Oh, My!

Yep. Just as expected. The carnival of Heroes sucks crocodile balls.

Actually, most of Heroes does so far. The only cute part is the deaf woman. She is the only element I like.

The others? A bad joke, mostly.

• What do you call that, which has no life? Peter Petrelli.
• Sylar says: join the dark side, Parkman! And after two seasons of flirting with it, he finally does. Hands up those who didn't see that one coming.
• Claire and lesbo girl kiss. Fanservice much?
• Angela finally notices she has another son besides Peter. *gasp!* No wai!
• Course by then she's just scared shitless her son, who is actually not her son but a batshit crazy mass murderer with kickass special powers programmed into being her son who got killed at the end of last season... (Seriously, can you still follow the plot? Doesn't it sound stupid?)
  
• Creepy earthshaker borrowed from Carnivale stole Jack Sparrow's compass. There will be hell to pay. (They prolly didn't have enough money to borrow Brother Justin or Ben Hawkins so they settled for little Tommy Dolan. And have I mentioned how creepy that guy is? I hate the earth shaker. He rubs me the worst way ever. I can't stand people like him.)
• Earthshaker looks disturbingy like Willie Wonka while inviting Sylar into his Carnival. (Am I the only one who thinks Sylar has godmode on and should have been killed about at least two seasons ago? I mean then he was still interesting. Now he is like some annoyingléy overused plot that still gets dragged in every time and you wish it would just go away.)
  

So Tim Kring has spent the summer watching Pirates of the Caribbean and HBO's Carnivale. I'm surprised nobody sues him, ever. Although as crappy as the show is going, who would claim to have any connection with its plot whatsoever?

The only teeny tiny part I actually approve of is the way the future actually changes now with the changes made in the past. It never happened in the last seasons, so I am happy they realized the past and the present are actually connected. Well done, idiots. You were kinda late, you know.