Yay for random name generators

• My Vampire name by the vamp name generator:

The Great Archives determine you to have gone by the identity:
Lana Black

Known in some parts of the world as:
Bitch of Blood

The Great Archives Record:
Thirsty, unstoppable and vicious.

Charming, aye?

• Then I went and looked up with the help of fairy name generator who I should be, were I a fairy.

Your fairy is called Oak Rainbowdancer

She is a fortune bringer.

She lives in forests of oak and lime trees.

She is only seen when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup.

She decorates herself with leaves and berries. She has multicoloured wings like a butterfly.

Yay?

Then I went to the pirate name generator. The result is a dissappointing:

Cap'n Javier Kookypants

Eugh.

• Then I generated a totally random name in a random name generator. It was Maia Elissa.

My second generated name, which got the witch and celtic boxes checked, was Boudicca Dragonsnort. Sounds really fancy... not.

• And now I just couldn't stop. My hobbit name is Meryryan Roots of the Shire. Huzzah.

• My Prison Bitch name is Lips.
• My Japanese name is 遠藤 Endoh (distant wisteria) 千秋 Chiaki (very fine in autumn) Load of bullshit, but why not?
• My penis name is: Free Willy.
• My Chinese name is Kong Tian-rui. Tian for sky, heaven, god, celestial; and rui for sharp.
• My superhero/villain name is Broil Mistress. Rawr.
• My new pagan name is Elphame Edris Firelight.
• My second pagan name, whithout oppressing me with gender issues: Autumn Hailstone Danu. Very catching. NowI know what exciting name I shall bear when jumping over campfires and flying when drunk. Wheee.
• My pimp name is Suede D. Joker.
• My Viking name is Noname Ferretsmasher.
  "Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle -- unfortunately, you're not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you're not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.

  You would have a very tough time making a long sea voyage in a Viking longboat. Other Vikings tolerate your presence, though they're not quite sure if they can trust you to fight dirty.

  You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving."
  
  Duh?
  

• My Star Wars name is Dorgl Krbud, Rennone of Zyrtec. Blech.

That's all for today.